Joke Spells

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Arman
Joined: 2016-04-12 14:19
Joke Spells

A while ago, I ran across a post about 0th level spells - cheap spells for poor or untalented spellcasters. As a natural gnomish trickster (as both character and temperament), I decided to take a stab at what gnomes would do with similar low-level magic, and the result is both humorous and terrible.

I don't have the price for the spellbooks, but I assume it would be fairly inexpensive, compared to other spellbooks containing spells. I also assume that most mage types wouldn't be caught dead with a book like that, and many deities would be most displeased if a follower tried to use one. Various dour types may not be able to use joke spells at all, since they don't have enough humor to power the spells.

Jard
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Deep Carbon Observatory has a room describing spells known by slaves that are hilariously tragic. spells like "Reduce Scars" "Minimise Thirst" and "Hide Sorrow"

Alex
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This is one of my favorite house rule additions of all time. And I say this as a humorless curmudgeon who had no tolerance for gnomes until demanded by a backer. When the time is right I would love to include this in AXIOMS.

I also think you're on to something with regards to 0.5 spell points being a useful demarcation for 0 level spells. I could see the Prestidigation proficiency being replaced with an opportunity to know some X number of 0th level spells which can be cast at will or some such.

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I nearly panicked when the link to your Joke Spells 404'ed, but I found the PDF. (I believe you can edit the first post of a thread you open, if you'd like to fix the link.)

Awesome!!

As far as I know, you're the first person to apply my 0th level spell rules to create new spells :)

Arman
Joined: 2016-04-12 14:19
Fixed!